capsulekitten:

today, i am 21.

Come back to the states and celebrate!!

lordoftheswag:

did you just say the n word?

white person:

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IF YOU FALL FOR SOMEONE ELSE, THATS FINE. YOU BECOME AN ASSHOLE THE SECOND THAT YOU CHEAT ON YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER BEFORE YOU LEAVE THEM. Just fucking break up with them first, the first person that should know you don’t wanna be with them is THE PERSON YOU ARE WITH. Have some respect you piece of fucking trash

My dad told me to come all the way out to his work so he could “talk to me” now he’s probably gonna yell at me too awesome